this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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