Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
How external is "for external use only"?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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