margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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