you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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