Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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