at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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