he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
only you would photoshop your dick
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We left an ass print on the piano.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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