Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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