Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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