I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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