Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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