Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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