he told me I talked like a deaf person
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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