Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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