Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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