I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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