Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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