my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I don't think brook has ever known best
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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