Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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