dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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