Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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