YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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