I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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