So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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