I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
jump out the window naked night went bad
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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