Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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