i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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