I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
bring money and cleavage
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
