Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
