i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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