On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looked like the before picture.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
