either way he was missing a nipple.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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