is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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