Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
This house was built for laser tag.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
You left your phone here
Wait...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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