id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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