white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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