Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
