Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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