Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there was a trapeze. enough said
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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