Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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