i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
false alarm, still single
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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