i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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