idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.