brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit