When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror