Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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