I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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