How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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