East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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