i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
She needs sedatives and a leash
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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