why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hate all girls vehemently.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
