hotel room ftw
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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