We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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