1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
nut hugger
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It's rum buckets o'clock
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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