do herpes really smell.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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