is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out