i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?